new name new me new prognostication

in 2025 we all are married, pray, worship, etc by PepsiCo

Avatars you may recognize:

dogpuppy:

sovietnam:

nunown:

nunown:

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

reblog if you gangnam smiled

dreadwedge:

dreadwedge:

Three onions deep. Six garlics wide.

Four chives of height and nine shallots of weight.

Allium measurement system aside,

This is the size of a gnome I would date.

you already know

fallout-lou-begas:

spikehunter:

stop thinking with your dick and start thinking with your pussy. ok now stop thinking with your pussy and start thinking with your dick again. meditate on the differences between them. call me back when you get it.

made a curry and now my stomach is upset because it was so good I had to eat too much curry

contextfreepatentart:

swagophile:

swagophile:

me as a tadpole: Water is so fire bro 🔥

me as a froglet: Im kinda seeing the appeal of land tho 👀

me as a frog: Honestly water and land both go so hard 💯

fuck this post sucks hard

sioltach:

sioltach:

Person in the grocery store had amazon rainforest sounds blasting on their phone as they shopped and I think that’s a beautiful use of free will

“people who don’t wear headphones in public are a nuisance” except this one. I respect their indomitable human spirit

nunown:

nunown:

me: i dont like gangnam style

you: yeah me nei-

me: PSY-ch!

reblog if you gangnam smiled

warabou:

ca-dmv-bot:

Customer: FOR UNCLE CHARALES
DMV: FUCKED

Verdict: DENIED

pangur-and-grim:

pangur-and-grim:

…….I fucked up so bad.

I’ve been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she’s old and arthritic and doesn’t like it. and as part of my “training”, I’ve been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I’ve been training him to bite Pangur. so now he’ll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I’VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn’t feel left out). which means that she’ll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she’s been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible

miata-detector:

ohhh

did she deserve it ❔️

cheddar-baby:

Are you currently in a headspace to receive my long creepy witch finger?

seobot: